2/21/12

Talk About It Tuesday

Hometown Dates!  Hometown Dates!  Hometown Dates!


(and Real Housewives of Orange County a little bit later. Plus Teen Mom with Dr. Drew.  I'm excited for my evening!)


So . . . were you a little bit bored with this episode?


I thought it was interesting that they made us wait for Courtney's date.  Come on, already.  Just get to it.


First up:  Lindzi


Can I just say that I had no idea there were parts of Florida like that?  I have never been there, but Florida didn't look like that at all on the Real Housewives of Miami.  Or the Jersey Shore.  That's all I have to go by.  Lindzi's parent's FARM with ROLLING HILLS and LOTS OF GREEN and a POOL and a FIREPIT and HORSES and STUFF has made me really want to go there now.  Blog meet-up, anyone?  Jen?  


I have decided that Lindzi reminds me of Marcia Brady.  Just in looks.  What do you think?


Lindzi opens up to Ben and he is "pleased".  Because let's have the girls do all the talking while you just sit there like a horses's butt.  Grrrr.  He's just so boring.  DO SOMETHING.


Lindzi's parents are very cool.  I liked them.  No problem there.


Ben thinks Lindzi is "humble and grounded" and he likes that.  What?  How can he like Courtney then?????  What?


Number 2:  Kacie


Uh oh.  Oh no.  Kacie has very conservative parents.  Like mine.  Let's just put that out there.  My parents are also very conservative.  My parents rarely drink (and it's actually quite funny when they do.  Ha!).  My twin doesn't drink, either (I know!  I've tried.  She does not bend to peer pressure.)  If my older sister and I have a glass of wine and then maybe go for a tad bit more (just a tad), WHOA.  We have now become full blown alcoholics and we need rehab.  Lots of head shaking and sighing on the part of the parentals.  


So I identified with Kacie A LOT.  Poor Kacie.  Ben didn't seem too keen on the whole "not living together in San Francisco" situation.  I wasn't "allowed" to move in, either.  Oops.  Did it again.  Seeing as how this is not my story, I'll get back to Kacie.


As soon as Kacie said her dad was a federal-probation-officer-such-and-such, I was ready for him to light Ben up!  LIGHT HIM UP, Mr. Kacie!!!!  Let me grab my popcorn!


But he didn't.  What a let down.  Ben survived.  It wasn't that good of a date.  Ben had nothing to say.   I was bored.  Except for the parts where I was imagining this happening with my parents.  And instead of the bachelor being Ben, it was Channing Tatum.  Or Ryan Reynolds.  And he was FULL of PERSONALITY.


Number Three:  Nicki


As soon as I saw the Boot Shop (or the Cowboy Store or the Redneck Store or whatever you want to call it), I started screaming at Ben.  But he didn't hear me.  Because, GOODIE!  He's so excited!  He gets to wear another costume.  Let's all wait while he jumps up and down and claps his hands.  Goodie!  (I am not making fun of Texans.  I love Texas.  Twin lives there.  I used to live there.  But I am making fun of Ben trying to be a cowboy.  Which is why I went with Redneck.)


Hat.  Boots.  Shirt.  


Hair sticking out from hat.


That was a big hat.  BIG.  How in the world could we still see his hair?  How?


I thought Nicki looked great.  She's cute.  Ben . . . notsomuch.  But, for the record, Ben thought Ben looked hot.  


I just don't think there was a mirror.  Anywhere.  Or a reflection in a car window.  Because he kept wearing the hat.


I absolutely fell in love with Nicki's dad.  What a sweetheart.  Seriously.  In love.


I want Nicki to go find a different man.  Not Ben.  


This particular hometown date was a piece of cake for him.  Piece of cake!  I was annoyed.  


Number Four:  Courtney


FINALLY.  Geesh.


I thought it was interesting that she all of a sudden feels badly for the way she treated some of the girls.  Where'd that come from?


Also, no date.  Straight to the parent's house.  Smart.  People, this girl is good.  She's bad.  But she's good.


I liked Courtney's family.  I know.  I'm sorry.  I liked them.


So . . . smart Courtney has her date last.  That's genius.  Get the parentals out of the way and then go be alone.  Has anyone EVER done it like that?  I bet we'll see more of that in the future.


They had a FAKE WEDDING.  Ohmyword.  No.


But they did.  And Courtney was actually . . . should I say it?  I'm kind of scared.  Hmmmm.


Courtney was actually . . . sort of . . . a little bit . . . sweet.  Oh no.  I said it.  And I didn't cross it out.  Don't hate me.  I thought she was. I'm not happy about it.  At all.  I get no satisfaction from it.


And what do you know?  Take a look at Ben.  BAM!  Tell him to write a vow and he has TONS to say.  Where'd this come from?  Did someone write it for him?  He's never said that much this entire time on the show.   Ever.  I was floored.  (or bedded.  Because I was in my bed.)


If Courtney had been just a smidge more psycho, this fake wedding would have sent a normal man into a tailspin.  A normal guy might have left her on the iceberg (think crazy-voice Casey with his tattoo that will guard your heart).  But Ben was into it.  Is he going to pick her?  Is he???  I can't take it.


Lastly, we get to see Chris Harrison.  Hi, Chris!!!  We need more Chris.  And then we have the Rose Ceremony.


Ben gives a rose to Courtney.  People, I shook my head.  I mean, what are we going to do?  I think we're stuck with her.  


Then he gives a rose to Lindzi.  Wait.  Huh?  Hmmmm.


The last rose goes to . . . Nicki.


Poor Kacie.  Waaaaaaa!  She was my number one pick.  Waaaaaa!  (Although I do feel she needs a good ole boy from Tennessee.  And needs to live closer to her family.  And her future husband should not make wine.  Maybe bibles.) 


The limo language Kacie used was a bit shocking.  I don't think her parents are going to want to hear that limo language coming out of her mouth.  I'm speaking from personal experience.  She may get grounded.


Next week, we're off to Switzerland.  Did you see in the previews that someone comes back?  Who?  WHO??  Not Kacie.  No.  I don't want her to grovel.  Who could it be???  Crazy mortician girl?  Who?

18 comments:

  1. I'm excited for RHOOC! How do you feel about the new girl? I think I like her! Unfortunately, I don't watch Bachelor, so I can't comment on that :)

    ❤Teri

    A Cupcake for the Teacher

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  2. I love love love that you do this. I was thinking it could be Ashley coming back to give him some advice. I cannot stand how fake Courtney appears to be, but I'm scared because Ben is just eating it up. I really liked Kacie too. I'm thinking I like Nicki the best now. :D Have to wait and see...

    Courtney

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  3. You weren't the only one screaming at the TV PLEEEEEAAAAASSSE don't let him wear that hat!!! Ugh they let him. AND those jeans were WAY too short for boots. REAL cowboys were crying all over Oklahoma and Texas...(well ok they probably weren't any where near the bachelor but you understand).Ask Farley she'll tell ya!

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  4. I couldn't wait to read your recap...I finally watched my DVR'd episode tonight, so I checked your blog right away! I really like Kacie throughout, but I knew Ben would never end up picking her. I have to say, I did not care for her meltdown at the end, though - he's NOT WORTH IT, Katie! Ben (or maybe it was his hair) reminded me of Moe (from the 3 Stooges) the entire episode.

    Love, love, love your blog...so glad I've stumbled upon it! :)

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  5. You hit everything on the nail again!

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  6. I have no idea who comes back...but I bet if I checked Reality Steve, I'd know. What me to do it, huh? Huh? Huh?

    Holly
    Crisscross Applesauce in First Grade

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  7. Holly, cracks me up... I heard a JBJ voice....huh, huh, huh!?

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  8. Okay, I have to confess ... I was getting really, really nervous about who Ben would pick so I read the spoilers about a week ago and knew that Kacie was going home. I never thought those spoilers were true, but now I think everything I read might be. It all makes complete sense. So ... I know. A LOT. A WHOLE LOT. EVERYTHING. You can, too. Just google Bachelor spoiler.
    Camille (who also confesses to reading the end of novels before she reads the middle - I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW THINGS END!!!!!!)
    An Open Door

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  9. Oh my.....best part about last night was my husbands side comments....I should have written them down.....

    Courtney.....didbyounread about her in US? She dated Reese witherspoons hubby Jim toth....wow!

    Love your Tuesday posts.....thanks for the laughs!

    Did you see the preview for Emily's show.....who is her first date?

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  10. You're right. She's smart. :(

    The wedding thing was making me queasy. He seemed to love it. So weird.

    I'm sticking to what I've been saying. They deserve each other.

    Now that Kacie can watch all of these episodes, I'm sure she is so thankful she dodged that bullet.
    Dragonflies in First

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  11. Ugh. I really can't stand Ben as the Bachelor. And I can't stand his hair even more. Poor Kacie was so sweet. As much as Kacie wanted to be the final one, I think Ben will get what he deserves if he really does pick terrible Courtney!

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  12. You know I don't watch the bachelor but since you have mentioned his hair, I have noticed it in commercials for the show and I agree. THE HAIR about takes over everything he does. Thanks for the laughs.

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  13. Love your blog and always look forward to your recaps!:)
    I loved Kacie, but I really think she deserves better.
    Did Courtney actually say that she was sorry to the camera or was it just her voice? They probably made her say that!
    I feel sorry for her family. I liked them!

    Andrea
    Stepping Into First Grade

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  14. Was it just me, or was that whole "fake" wedding thing just plain weird. I think it even bordered on creepy. I can't imagine someone being into that. Every time I see Courtney, I think of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction...

    Harsh, I know...

    Tarra
    www.chalkboardchitchat.blogspot.com

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  15. OMG! I just stumbled upon your blog, looking for some good teaching inspiration, but just ended up spending most of my time reading your bachelor recap. Might I add that you might be my television soul mate! :) I am such a reality show junkie. Your recap on this week's show is on point! I must say, I was proud of Kacie's limo language... because that's what a real person says when they just got dumped. I agree, though, she's definitely going to get grounded by mom and pop for that F-bomb (X2). She was hands down my fave girl and now I could really care less who he ends up with. Go ahead, pick Courtney, see if I care! Looking forward to next weeks recap :) Tata! Gotta go watch the real housewives of something now!

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  16. It's totally going to be Ashley!! Did you see how she walked?? Totally the Ashley walk! Can't wait till next week!!!

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  17. THANK YOU FOR THIS!!

    I'm in England now and I can't get my bachelor and real housewives!!!!!! boo! I'm counting on you Kristin (just kidding.not really...I'm having withdrawals from watching these shows)

    Kelli
    http://talesfromatravelingteacher.blogspot.com/

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