3/5/13

Talk About It Tuesday (oops)

Well, it's sad to say that we only have one more episode left.  It's going to be the MOST dramatic Bachelor season finale ever, though, so I can take comfort in that.  Chris Harrison basically promised and I trust him.

Last night was Girls Tell All.  

It started with a quick look at Chris Harrison and Sean crashing Bachelor Viewing Parties.  I felt bad that they didn't visit me.  Even though no one was actually watching with me, I had wine AND peanut m&ms here.  If that doesn't say party, then clearly, they don't know what a party is.

It began with Chris asking the girls about Tierra because she wasn't sitting with them.  There was lots of conversation involving trash and gossip, fake vs. real, believable or unbelievable, love vs. hate,  and stairs or polar bear plunges.  It was a wonderful walk down memory lane.  I don't like Tierra, but I enjoyed the drama.

Well, we were rewarded with Tierra in the flesh.  Turns out she'd been back stage the whole time.

Was it just me or did Tierra look . . . I don't know.  Muted?  Not a lot of color on her face?  Plain?  

Tierra was nervous.  She talked about her light, her personality, and her good heart.  (gag)  And how she wasn't there to make a best friend.  She wasn't, she insisted.  And then Tierra told us she felt ganged up on.  Which led to Tierra stating that she had no regrets and nothing to apologize for.

WHAT?!  

Nope.  No apologies or regrets.

{And who was that Brooke chick?  The one acting as if she knew everything even though it's quite possible she was kicked off on the first night?  The one who kind of defended Tierra?  Who was that?  Stop talking already, you person we don't know.}

In the end, Tierra did end up apologizing to the girls . . . but not about her eyebrow.  She doesn't care about her eyebrow. 

So Chris Harrison made sure to tell her that America cares about Tierra's eyebrow!!!  I heart Chris!  Oh, and apparently it's true that Tierra has sparkle.  It was blinding Chris because she was wearing a cubic zirconian engagement ring!!!!

Chris asked when she got engaged and she said, "no comment."  Then she said, "January."  It was odd!  America thinks it's a hoax.   She says it's not.  This is the first I've heard of it, but now I need to go and buy People, US, OK, and the Enquirer to check up on this rumor.  Does anyone know anything????

Sarah was up next.  Reliving her break up segment was so sad.  UGH.  She is a neat, neat, neat girl.  Really.  I would like to be her friend in real life.  

Then it was Desiree's turn.  Oh, how I love Desiree.  Love her!  Chris asked the hard questions about her brother that all of us wanted to know . . . and apparently, he is sorry for his actions.  Yeah, whatever, you stupid brother.  Grrrrrr.

And that, my friends, is where blogger stopped saving my notes.

Seriously.

I took notes throughout the whole episode.

And that's all blogger saved.  WAAAAAAAA.  This has never happened to me before.  I feel lost.  Bereft.  I feel as if I didn't receive a rose.  Or as if someone broke up with me and then, heaven forbid, didn't come to check up on me.

I know I had lots more to say.  Because I wrote a lot more.  But my thoughts are gone now and I have to go by memory which isn't so good these days because I'm still getting up at least once a night to take Murphie out to pee.  And in the process of getting up at night, I am also putting forth extra effort in turning on all the lights, and banging the crate door, and the back door, and saying, "Good girl!" as loudly as I can so that hubby will also wake up.  So I'm tired. 

Anyway, I remember being really really really annoyed with AshLee trying to say that Sean told her he didn't have any feelings for the other two girls.

Gimme a break!  AshLee lives in her own world of fantasy and prince charmings and southern gentlemen.  Sean OBVIOUSLY has feelings for the other girls because he KEPT THEM.

AshLee was also upset that Sean didn't go back and check on her after he broke up with her.  

Um . . . he broke up with you, you crazy-no laughter-too intense-too mature-too serious-blonder person so stop making him look bad because no one believes you, anyway.

And that's pretty much all I remember.

Well, that, and the poor producer's dog at the end that recently passed away.  :(

What am I forgetting???  Please comment if I'm forgetting something really important or something juicy!  I can't remember!!!!  

Also, lots of followers are predicting that the letter Sean receives could be from his mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I can't wait to find out who it's from!!!

Okay, that's all I've got.  I'm sorry for the lack of talk.  I feel weird.

I guess I should have some Cadbury mini eggs to feel better.

11 comments:

  1. OMGosh! Tierra DID look muted! I couldn't put my finger on it until you mentioned it! What's up with that? Oh -- I have no clue who Brooke was either. Weird. Can't wait until the most dramatic season finale EVER!

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  2. I heard on the radio that who ever it is that Sean picks, is already not dating him already.... I will be so sad if that is true!
    Patty
    P.s DJ Inkers published another one of my activities! It's called Wearing O' the Green! Check it out!

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  3. One of the tweets on the bottom feed said that the letter is from des and they are engaged. To be revealed after the rose! That would make for a great plot twist! Probably a producer wanting more people to watch (as if loyal followers would miss it). Gave me hope though bc I was thinking it was from mom too.

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  4. I can't wait! I still think that the letter is from is momma and she is begging him to give his relationship some time....like most people do. I loved how they showed us parts that the cast didn't know was being aired. Tierrable was muted. Good observation! Please post if you hear anything else about "the ring."
    ~Christy
    Mrs. Holder’s First Grade

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  5. I heard somewhere, want to say when Brad was talking to Chis on the Sean talks episode, that Tierra's exboyfriend AKA the man that gave her the ring met her at the airport when after she left.

    I think Tierra overplucked her eyebrow so it was not as active and she was playing the poor me card. They were mean to me for no reason.

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  6. Kristin, Tierra wasn't muted--she was tarnished! Her sparkle was all tarnished and her light was dim because all of the other girls ganged up on her. Boo-hoo! Maybe she didn't sparkle because she Botoxed that eyebrow! ;)
    Did you see "Burning Love," a Bachelor faux-reality comedy on the E channel? It is hysterical! Let me know how you like it (or if you're already loving it!).
    http://www.eonline.com/shows/burning_love/
    Corinna
    ♥Teaching Fabulous Firsties!♥

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  7. Tierra....well, you can't help stupid. :)
    I agree with you on AshLee too. Maybe someone needs to make her watch and/or read He's Just Not That Into You!! And, I too believe that the letter might be from his momma bear. She seems so upset with him ending this "journey." But why didn't she express this to him BEFORE he even began this "journey." Seems somewhat staged. :/

    I agree that Cadbury eggs will definitely help you, especially if they are filled with reese's peanut butter! :)

    Kelly
    Beg, Borrow, Steal

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  8. Hi Kristin!

    I am an Aussie girl who was living in Canada until the end of January this year. I'd watched all of The Bachelor episodes until then and was so sad to discover that it's not airing back here in Australia yet! I love to read your updates every Tuesday - I don't feel so left out when I've read all about what happened to Sean and the girls. :)

    Lauren
    lovelaughterandlearninginprep.blogspot.com.au

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  9. Couple of things...
    * I think that you need to join my grade level on Tuesday's at lunch....our discussion revolves around who Sean sent home and the drama of the show.
    * Murphie is adorable :) Our pets are our kids, too! :)
    * How did I not find your blog sooner?
    :) melissa

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  10. Yes, Tierra was VERY muted...perhaps a ploy to make her look more angelic? Less aggressive? Didn't phase me. Her whole engagement thing was WEIRD. Something's off. And Brooke (who I didn't even know her name or pay attention to it onscreen) ticked me off but at the end she turned it back on Tierra. Yes, Tierra...it's YOU. I predict letter is from Mom...The Des rumor sounds delish except it's been confirmed she's...well, I don't wanna spoil it for others possibly :) Can't wait til next we...nope...tomorrow!

    Love these TAITs, Kristin!

    ~ Ms Apple Blossoms
    Apple Blossoms

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  11. Your hilarious blog has just made my night! Where have you been all my life? I can't wait to see what you thought of the finale last night.

    Also, do not get me started on Cadbury mini eggs. It's a sin that they come out RIGHT before spring break.

    Thank you for making me laugh!!

    Haley
    www.theschoolbelleblog.blogspot.com

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