THE GIRLS TELL ALL!
Last night’s episode might have been the only thing that got me out of bed on Monday morning.
Chris Harrison and Farmer Chris crashed Bachelor Nation Viewing Parties and it was pretty hilarious. The screams and hollers and high pitched noises coming from the girls (and some guys) were top notch. Chris said it best when he said he was pretty sure alcohol had been consumed at most of the parties.
They reviewed some of the drama on this season before beginning with any of the hot seat stuff.
Boo Hoo Hoo. Boo Hoo Hoo.
Onion Girl was next in the hot seat. And she brought Harrison an onion because . . . well, she is growing onions now. For real. She is growing a garden of onions.
Of course she was slightly off during her time with Harrison and the other women were cracking up. I can’t say I was cracking up because I was just staring. Rudely staring. I do not understand her. AT ALL.
At the very end, Harrison asked her to be on Bachelor Pad and she never replied, even though all of the women and everyone in the audience was chanting Do It! Do It! Do It! which took me down memory lane to when I was at Hadar’s bridal shower on Sunday and I ordered the Salted Caramel dessert which was basically like melted caramel in a cup and no one thought I could eat the whole thing and they were
yelling Do It! Do It! Do It! saying It’s too sweet. I can’t eat this. Are you going to eat it? Does no one know me but at all? I could have had two!
After Harrison quieted the audience, Onion Girl did not agree or disagree to be on Bachelor Pad. Instead she said, Isn’t this weird? We’re all on TV.
Jade’s turn was next. They talked a lot about her pictures from the past and blah blah blah. Jade didn’t feel like she got enough closure.
Last was Kaitlyn’s turn. She kept doing weird lip movements when she was talking. I am a little suspicious about some lip plumping or something. I don’t know. She kept licking her upper lip and it almost seemed difficult for her to talk. But maybe that’s because she’s still upset.
Finally Farmer Chris came out (which meant Britt melted into tears) so Harrison pointed it out and then gave the floor to Britt. But Britt said can I come up there? and so she went up there and hugged Farmer Chris for a really long time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Probably inappropriately long.
Britt wanted to make sure that what Carly said didn’t change his mind about her and Chris promptly set her straight. He did not give Britt a rose because he didn’t want to. It had nothing to do with Carly.
Kaitlyn got to ask Chris questions, too, and her biggest one was why did he make her go through the rose ceremony in the first place.
His answer? It was his first time being a bachelor and he should have done things differently.
Jade also took a turn with Chris and confronted him about things she’d read in one of his blogs. But they worked through it (I think) and it turns out Chris just used a poor choice of words. Apparently, it was awkward for him to look at nude pictures of a girl that he was dating while sitting next to the girl in question. That was a first for him. Oh sure, Farmer Boy. Sure.
The bloopers were pretty funny. Especially when they focused on Chris’ laugh and how it sounded like a dolphin which is entirely true.
And that was about it.
It went by way too fast. I don’t think enough was covered and, yet, I feel like there was nothing left to cover. So oh well.
Now we wait for the 3 hour season finale on Monday.
Totally feel like I don't have closure on the onion girl. But I have to say Brit grew a little on me.
Love, Luck and Laughter says
I'm not really sure why he needs a "reason" that he didn't give them a rose. Isn't the reason, "I didn't like you as much as _____." ? Three of them were talking about reasons and closure. That's a lot of girls who were still waiting for a reason. But telling Kaitlyn he was falling in love with her…well, that was just strange. Who says that?!
Tamera Wilson says
I have so missed your Talk About It Tuesdays! So glad I am back in the blogging world!
Stephanie Bradshaw says
Just watched this episode. Now all I notice is his dolphin laugh…how did I not notice that before? Thanks for the Talk About It Tuesday!
Sailing into Second says
You proved me wrong and totally ate the whole thing!! I needed more sugar cookies… 🙂
Natalie Kay says
This little run down of the Women Tell All episode just made my night! Are you team Whitney or team Brooke? Can't wait to see the After The Rose surprise!!
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