So Monday is over.
And I’m having chips and salsa as usual. So that’s good and all is right with the world.
It was hard to teach an actual whole day after a week of minimum days. I mean, these kids were there the whole livelong day. It was a lot of kids for a lot of time.
And then I had a School Site Council Meeting because I was elected and then I won. I’m popular, don’t ya know.
It still counts if no one else ran against me, right?
Now I’m tired.
Obviously.
I’m linking up with my good friend, Denise, over at Sunny Days in Second Grade. I am loving My Truth Mondays.
Check it out:
Other foods that gross me out: anything that doesn’t taste good.
Scary Movies: After I saw Poltergeist as a kid, I was afraid of trees. And, seeing as how I grew up in Oklahoma and there were trees everywhere, this was a big problem.
I am not afraid of trees anymore.
But I do not like clowns.
AT ALL.
The Creepiest: Well, if you happen to drive a van with no windows, I did not mean to offend you.
But I don’t understand why these vans don’t have windows.
They let fresh air in. They let bad smells out. And dogs can hang their heads out of them.
Why can’t these types of vans have windows?
I’ll tell you why.
Because they have a kidnapped victim inside, that’s why.
Shudder.
Ms. W says
I love that! I hate scary movies too!!!! Way to realistic too….
Stephanie
Tales of Teaching in Heels
Jeannine says
I'm with you on the scary movie thing! Years ago,I slept with my bedroom light on for two months after watching Silence of the Lambs. Thanks for the truth so I know I'm not the only one out there! The van thing-so true too! hehe
Jeannine
Creative Lesson Cafe
Patty Rutenbar says
I thought you might mention your finger story here. Maybe you should bring that story back again for a Halloween treat!
Patty
Lia Gyore says
My daughter's BFF, Savanna, is TERRIFIED of while vans with no windows. Let me reiterate, TERRIFIED! We think it is hilariously ironic that one of the manufacturers named their new model a Savanna. It cracks my daughter and I up every time we see one. Maybe we have a great sense of humor or maybe we are mean. Here is a riddle for you? What is a kidnapper's favorite type of shoe? . . . White Vans! Okay, that is enough, because I love your blog and we are practically neighbors, so I will be loving from now on.
Lia
The Fabulous Life of an Elementary Teacher says
OH MY GOSH! I totally share your fear of white vans with no windows – I call them killer vans! I'm also convinced that a poor girl is trapped inside, but I'm WAAAAY to scared to save her! I'll just call the police instead ๐
Lacey
The Fabulous Life of an Elementary Teacher
Traci - Dragonflies in First says
We are kindred souls my friend. I too do not like sloppy joes at all, HATE scary movies and get very skittish about where I park… vans without windows, vans with blackened windows, sinister looking cars….vehicles with questionable trunks. ๐
Jodi says
Hilarious!!!! I am the exact same way around vans with no windows! SCARY stuff!!
MissCoffey says
I seriously have never given a second thought to vans without windows… Until now. Gah! So creepy when you put it that way! I also think food that taste bad are creepy ๐
Cheryl D says
I have always been afraid of no window vans too! Me and my kids call them "creeper vans"…guess I passed on the "be afraid of vans" to my kids! ๐