This is coming to you late because I was gone all day. In fact, I got up early.
On a Saturday.
No, I don’t know what’s wrong with me and no, I don’t know who I am.
But it will all make sense at the end of this post.
WAIT! Don’t skip ahead. That’s something my mom does when she is reading books. I can’t believe she does that, but she does. And Kerry will fast forward through Reality TV shows such as Big Brother and Survivor and Extreme Weight Loss to see who wins or how much someone loses and only then will she watch the show in its entirety.
I do not understand it.
So wait. Please.