Or should I say, talk about what?
I mean, really.
I’ve spoken to a couple of people and we all kind of thought that the Guys Tell All was just a tad bit . . . boring.
What did YOU think? Honestly, I was half tempted to write absolutely nothing at all and just open it up like a forum. What was your favorite part? What was your least favorite part? What do you wish Sean had said? Why didn’t Sean take off his shirt? Does Kalon have big chompers or not?
I don’t know. I’ve got nothing.
They reviewed some key players and their stupidity.
For example, they went over Ryan and his trophy-wife-don’t-get-fat statements. He’s still pretty proud of them, though, and supposedly, he’s going to make a T-shirt that says “I’ll still love you, but I won’t be loving on you as much.” Something tells me it’s not going to catch on. Or that it won’t fit all on the front of the T-shirt, either.
They discussed Kalon and his baggage comment again. Still not good. Still not sorry. STILL going to be on Bachelor Pad which I cannot believe.
They also reviewed Doug’s humiliation and go-to tactic when he is being broken up with – kissing someone in the middle of a serious sentence.
Pretty much, though, all I could think about was if Chris Harrison and Emily liked each other. Have we discussed these rumors? It’s going around that Chris Harrison and Emily are together . . . or that they had an affair. Really? REALLY?? Chris Harrison was not wearing his wedding ring . . . so all I could do was scrutinize everything they were doing and try to decipher if they had chemistry or not. I’d say it’s the most respectable work I’ve done all summer.
Then we got to view some Bachelor Pad previews. Apparently, there will be some newbies . . . and some old favorites. Ed and Reed will be on it and they do not like each other, but I like BOTH of them. Unless Ed did cheat on Jillian and then it’s all over.
Eventually, we got to the guys tell all. Except that they didn’t say much. Because they’re guys.
Chris admitted to being immature, but then he couldn’t STOP talking about it . . . it was weird. And the guys got all up in Kalon’s business so Chris Harrison made him take the hot seat.
I love how Chris Harrison called Kalon out on the “run along” comment . . . and some other stupid things he said. And then Sean interrupted and said a lot of sweet and adorable stuff so I wiped a spot clean on my TV and I kissed him.
Ryan’s hot seat:
First, his eyes looked funny. Kind of puffy. Was it just me or did he gain weight? Or to use his language: get fat? Ryan admits that it wasn’t about Emily. It was about finding his wife. But he’s not arrogant. And he’s NOT going to be the bachelor. To quote Chris, “not gonna happen”. Ryan did not want to leave the hot seat. I think he enjoyed his one and a half minutes of fame.
Chris’s hot seat:
He loved Emily. Loved her. He was heartbroken. I think the Bachelor Pad helped him heal . . .
And that’s about it. Emily came out, they stood up for her . . . she got all up in Kalon’s business, too, and then I think some of the guys beat up Kalon after the show.
Seriously, what did you think?? Were you a little bit disappointed? Is it just me feeling this way? My older sister, Lisa, is very concerned that they have not shown previews of a proposal scene for the season finale. Now, let’s all calm down. Relax. This could be editing. But it could also be Brad Womack, Round 2. Dun Dun Dun. Does Emily not choose either one? My sister thinks maybe she brings Sean back because she thought Emily was looking at him in a certain way. I was too busy analzying Chris Harrison and Emily to notice that.
What are your thoughts?? Boring? Did I miss something?? And will you watch The Bachelor Pad?