So we’ll all just ignore the fact that I haven’t blogged since Tuesday. Even though my twin, Kerry, called me yesterday to check on me to make sure I was okay due to the fact I hadn’t blogged since Tuesday. Since Tuesday! Where is your Five for Fraturday? Where is your next journal entry?
Meanwhile, we’ve talked practically every single day this week, and we even Face Timed so that I could see how a pair of jeans I was thinking of ordering online looked on her. We’re fraternal and do not have the same body shape at all (for example, she is taller, she runs every day, she does not have the big behind that I have, and her legs are skinnier, it’s a wonder I like her), but I just needed to see.
But I am fine.
Busy. And maybe a tad bit lazy which I have confessed to before.
This post will just catch you up. It will be random.
Thinking I would be able to do a Five for Fraturday post, I have some pics from my week. But we won’t call it anything. It will just be pics from my week.
Miss T says
Lol! I love the Nutcracker but now I'll always think of you saying, "Now I know why it's called the Nutcracker" Hahaha!
Yes it's a dream (I hope lol).
Journey Of A Substitute Teacher
Now I'm nervous about taking my class to see the Nutcracker this week. I forgot about the men in tights…
Lyndsey (A Year of Many Firsts) says
I am DYING over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't believe you'd never seen the Nutcracker! Care Bears do a version that has dialogue.
Kelley Dolling says
This post was definitely worth the wait 🙂 Giggled my buns off!!! Miss you my friend.
You are TOO funny! Thanks for sending a good laugh my way today! :o)
April Jones says
You crack me up! 🙂 And I vote for dark wash skinny jeans. I think dark wash are "dressier" and I seem to remember an earlier post saying you were supposed to get dressed up.
I am home sick in bed today, catching up on my favorite blogs. YOU have been the highlight of my otherwise miserable day!!! Thanks for making me laugh despite my sore throat! Love your posts!!!!!!
Julie Stowe says
My first day of Summer holidays today and I read your post. Definitely kicked it off to a fantastic start. You wrote what many think and it was hilarious. Thanks.
Mrs Stowe's Kinder Cottage
Thanks so much for the laugh! I love the nutcracker – haven't seen it since I was little though.
Also get the wolf hat – all 3 of my boys have them (we picked them up when we visited Alaska this year) – they are adorable and warm!
Erin B says
Oh, my goodness! I just laughed out loud! I'll never look at the Nutcracker the same way again! Thank you! 🙂
Mrs. Beattie's Classroom
Jennifer Reynolds says
Your posts are the absolute BEST! I took my son to see my daughter's friend dance in THE NUTCRACKER when he was in the 5th grader. After fifteen minutes of all music/dancing but NO TALKING, he looked at me and demanded snacks in order to be able to sit through the rest of the performance. Two Cokes and two bag of chips later, he watched the rest of the performance but did NOT like it AT ALL!
I hope everyone at the party complimented you on your outfit! I have lots of sweaters/tunics that cover my booty. They are the best!
Thank you for another good laugh-out-loud belly laugh!!!! Nutcracker? You are hilarious. I love reading your blogs- they are pure enjoyment to me. 🙂 Have a great week! Carol
Love, Luck and Laughter says
After the first act, my four year old said, "Do they have mouth-es?"
After the second act, he said, "This is taking FOREVERRRRR!"
By the third act, it was alllll cookies and candy to keep him happy.
Snacks make everything better. 🙂
Ok, I can relate to the Nutcracker comment. We took our 1-6 classes this week. My firsties didn't comment but a close friend's daughter in 3rd grade came home and said it was just embarrassing because you SEE everything. I can attest to that with my 2nd row seats. Your post made me laugh!
Dawn Bright says
Yes, snacks DO make everything better. Especially those Cadbury balls (I think I'm noticing a theme here…). They're awesome!
My husband got us front row tickets last year.
I borrowed your idea for parent gifts! Thank you! I am sure the parents are going to love them!
Thanks again for all the laughs!