I’m doing it. I’m going to blog about RHOBH and The Bachelor. If you’re not caught up, not interested, or watch CNN, I advise you to click out right now. You’ve been warned. 🙂
First up: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
There was not enough Taylor. But it appeared as if she had bangs mysteriously hanging down in front of one eye to hide something. I was looking really hard, and pausing the TV, and rewinding, and I’m pretty sure I saw something wrong with her right eye. Did you? And was there mention of it on the previews for next week?
And what in the world is wrong with Kim? Seriously. Do you know anyone like her? She just lies and lies and then never even says sorry! If you’re 36 hours late for a birthday party (I mean, most birthday parties I go to tend to be in Hawaii or Fiji or The Virgin Islands so I completely understand when there are flight delays and all of that, but that’s the airline’s fault and not mine), don’t you say “I’m so sorry I kept you waiting and here’s your present”????? And don’t you apologize AGAIN and then sip on a frothy drink while you lay out on the beach and have guys spray suntan lotion all over you??? And then maybe apologize ONE MORE TIME before you go on the private chartered boat with food and drinks and snorkeling????
Poor Kyle. It would be really hard to have Kim as a sister while you’re in Hawaii for your cutie pie husband’s birthday and you’re staying at the Four Seasons hotel with catered dinners and all that. I feel really bad for her. It’s got to be such a struggle. I totally get the tears.
I was happy that Paul and Adrienne seemed to be enjoying each other.
I don’t like looking at Brandi and Camille’s bodies. I just don’t. I think they should get that obligatory blurring thing.
Okay, moving on.
Next up: The Bachelor
Blogger Chick is gone! WAAAAAAAAAA! (those are her tears, not mine)
Good grief. I’m really worried that I sound like her when I’m actually conversing with HUMAN people, rather than here on blogger. On blogger, I get to edit my thoughts watch me – see? I’m doing it right now and I get to reread what I’m saying before I post so I’m thinking maybe this is her problem (And possibly mine. I will have to ask people if I sound crazy when I speak to them IRL). Maybe she should write down what she says before she says it to make sure it’s what she really wants to say. Because “I’m not a girl” is not the thing to say to the bachelor. Am I right?
And then all that Blakely drama. What can I say? There were a couple of things that needed the obligatory blurring thing with her, too. Ahem.
She should not have taken up any of Ben’s time during the Cocktail party. She already had a rose. There’s always one, isn’t there? And then the poor damsel in distress had to cry in the luggage room, of all places! I wonder why she just didn’t cry in the bathroom or get into a bed like Blogger Chick did . . .
Courtney, the model, is . . . well . . . I don’t know. I think this is a classic case of “I want to win!” and not a case of love at first sight (even though she says there’s something there – don’t they all say that?).
I liked Kacie B. She’s a good girl from Tennessee. She does kiss on the first date, but I’m sticking with the good girl/baton twirler from Tennessee. For now.
And Ben? Really? That much kissing on the second episode? GROSS. It sounds so gross. ICK!
As a teacher, I have to say I liked the play. I loved that the dragon blew that fun noise-maker thing that had streamers. I’m so stealing that.
So that’s my take. What’s yours????? Who do you like? Will you miss Blogger Chick? AND, YES, I looked at her blog!! Didn’t you? She hasn’t posted since September. I thought for sure I’d see a post today since it’s safe to say she was eliminated but no such luck. Bummer. I may just go get in my bed or crouch by my suitcase and cry . . .
You make me WANT to watch those shows that I usually can't take… cuz they make me squirm and say "You've GOT to be kidding me?" way too much.
Next time you go to one of those charter boat parties in Fiji, can you invite me? If I'm late, I promise to apologize. Profusely!
🙂
♥ Dragonflies in First ♥
I love reading your blog! So funny! I think you were right on with the Bachelor!
Tonia
Mrsvento.blogspot
I love the post, I so agree with it all, and the dragon thing oh yeah I am taking that as well.
TOOOOO much kissing sick!!!
LV houswife storyline last night as well, love loe tv its the only adult time i get, lol
Oh my gosh you are right!!! There WERE mysterious bangs!!!! When she was interviewed on Access Hollywood she said that Russell broke a bone below her eye so badly she almost went blind…terrible!!
I can't STAND Kim..she is not right and what is up with her tortoise looking bf?! Craziness.
Oh you are just too much! I love your post. I must say that I finally got to watch RHOBH for the first time in quite awhile. I have two little ones so we generally stick with Backyardigans, Dora, Diego, etc. Basically NICK Jr. I just might need you to update me on this show every week since I highly doubt I will see it two weeks in a row. Don't watch the Bachelor, but now I just might! Thanks again for such a fun post!
You and I think alike on the three "psycho chicks" from last night. Model chick is dangerous….I hope he somehow gets a clue about what's going on. Blakely is vulgar and is feeding right into his desire to find love ( or maybe lust) and blogger chick seemed drugged last night. There is too much alcohol flowing in that house. I too, like Kacie from Tenneesee. She does seem very homey and down to earth.
Patty
I think we should be watching The Bachelor together. We could do killer commentating.
I checked out Jenna's blog too. I was a bit disappointed by it. I was hoping it would be very drama-filled and crazy. What a letdown. She needs to start blogging again and write about her 'after the rose' experiences. I need to know.
I do fancy Kacie B. Right now she's about his only option. Emily (maybe that's her name) seems pretty sane too.
I pretty much agree with it all….just have to add the outtakes at the end of bachelor are becoming my favorite part….he hehe. BTW I don't think she was really crying in the luggage room, just trying to get more camera time…
I so agree about the RHOBH! There is something wrong with Kim. I must say I am still stuck on what happened a few episodes ago…..Pandora spent $150 on EACH wedding INVITATION. That is just crazy!
I have yet to watch a Bachelor…ever. You are making it very tempting to add to my Trash TV list!
Sunshine, Sand and Scissors
I don't watch the Bachelor, but I have been able to keep up with the lunch period talk because of you!! 🙂 Maybe I need to break down and watch! BTW I am your newest follower-even though I have been stalking your blog for awhile!
Barbara
happyteachingfirst.blogspot.com
I agree with everything you said about RHBH. I felt bad for kyle the whole time.
Ok. I need you in my living room while RHOBH is on. My husband will watch it, but he says numerous times, while it's on, "this is such trash." Yes, yes it is…and I LOVE it!
Taylor definitely had a black eye! Even though I don't want the season to be over, I'm pretty excited about the reunion shows. I think all the dirt will come out this season! And, Kim is nuts!
Jodi
fun-in-first.blogspot.com
Don't watch the Bachelor…but I do watch RHOBH…and I agree- Kim is cuckoo. Kyle has REAL problems compared to mine..lol…and there shoudl totally be a blurred thing over those two's bodies! =)
Jennifer
First Grade Blue Skies
My US Weekly tells me that Kim is currently in rehab for whatever reason, so I like to think that explains all her craziness!
Kristin
O my word the drama was crazy on the Bachelor! Ben is such a drag I feel that it is this was to make him SEEM fun. Oh well, until next week.
Love RHOBH! In next week's previews, Taylor DOES have a black eye that the girls mention to her. I can't wait for the reunion shows, they're going to be great!
A Cupcake for the Teacher
I don't watch either of those shows and I'm contemplating watching them only so I can make a meaningful comment on your Tuesday posts. 🙂
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Loved your post! You crack me up! I agree with everything you said! Now I want to go check out 'blogger girl's' website! Can you pass along the info?
tarra
http://www.chalkboardchitchat.blogspot.com
SO glad you share my Bachelor obsession!!!! WOW! Blogger! She seriously can't be for real? How DOES she get through the day??? And Blakely…my oh my! She is such a fame ____! I love Kacie B too…I always love the Southern gals! She is super cute and seems to be the most normal.
DO YOU READ I Hate Green Beans???? If not, GO NOW! You will DIE! She recaps each episode of the Bach and I laugh hysterically every week!
Happy Hump Day, girl!
I was cringing every time Kim came on the screen the other night! I just can't seem to even watch her anymore. She acts like she is out of it all the time. I think they need to replace her! I am TOTALLY wondering whats up with Taylor's bangs?? A little too convenient is what I think. I can't wait for next week!Drama, drama, and more drama!
LOVE this post and that someone else shares my obsessions with RHOBH. Do you watch the "preview" episodes? They KILL me, and I hate myself every week when I watch them, haaha!
I love reading your posts! You make me want to watch these shows, but I join your comments about them regardless.
Also I can't wait for days where I can stay in my pajamas. Enjoy your Monday!
Apples and Papers
OMG I am SO glad that you feel the same way about Kyle. It is such a STRUGGLE to be a socialite with no job, nannies, maids, personal chefs, private jets and luxurious vactions!
Mary
Adventures in Kindergarten
I am behind on RHW but will catch up soon. Yes, blogger chic is a hot mess. I am SO glad she is gone. Seriously, on.my.last.nerve! I love that she was so shocked and she blamed the other girls. Blakely gets on my nerves but sometimes the crazy pushy girl gets the boy so who knows. Lots of drama. I can't wait until next week!! I watch JS and TM2. Shhh! Don't tell anyone. LOL! Have a great three day weekend. I am trying to be productive now that I have my new computer. 🙂
<>< Crystal
i need to know the crazy blogger's blog address! ben is BORING and trying way too hard. and saying the most cliche things EVER in all of his camera interviews. BLECH.
Kacie is from my town!!! I never watched the Bachelor before until this week with a friend from work at her in-laws. They all knew her and apparently my friend's mother-in-law talks to Kacie. I thought that was so cool! =)