I’m doing it. I’m going to blog about RHOBH and The Bachelor. If you’re not caught up, not interested, or watch CNN, I advise you to click out right now. You’ve been warned. 🙂
First up: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
There was not enough Taylor. But it appeared as if she had bangs mysteriously hanging down in front of one eye to hide something. I was looking really hard, and pausing the TV, and rewinding, and I’m pretty sure I saw something wrong with her right eye. Did you? And was there mention of it on the previews for next week?
And what in the world is wrong with Kim? Seriously. Do you know anyone like her? She just lies and lies and then never even says sorry! If you’re 36 hours late for a birthday party (I mean, most birthday parties I go to tend to be in Hawaii or Fiji or The Virgin Islands so I completely understand when there are flight delays and all of that, but that’s the airline’s fault and not mine), don’t you say “I’m so sorry I kept you waiting and here’s your present”????? And don’t you apologize AGAIN and then sip on a frothy drink while you lay out on the beach and have guys spray suntan lotion all over you??? And then maybe apologize ONE MORE TIME before you go on the private chartered boat with food and drinks and snorkeling????
Poor Kyle. It would be really hard to have Kim as a sister while you’re in Hawaii for your cutie pie husband’s birthday and you’re staying at the Four Seasons hotel with catered dinners and all that. I feel really bad for her. It’s got to be such a struggle. I totally get the tears.
I was happy that Paul and Adrienne seemed to be enjoying each other.
I don’t like looking at Brandi and Camille’s bodies. I just don’t. I think they should get that obligatory blurring thing.
Okay, moving on.
Next up: The Bachelor
Blogger Chick is gone! WAAAAAAAAAA! (those are her tears, not mine)
Good grief. I’m really worried that I sound like her when I’m actually conversing with HUMAN people, rather than here on blogger. On blogger, I get to edit my thoughts
watch me – see? I’m doing it right now and I get to reread what I’m saying before I post so I’m thinking maybe this is her problem (And possibly mine. I will have to ask people if I sound crazy when I speak to them IRL). Maybe she should write down what she says before she says it to make sure it’s what she really wants to say. Because “I’m not a girl” is not the thing to say to the bachelor. Am I right?
And then all that Blakely drama. What can I say? There were a couple of things that needed the obligatory blurring thing with her, too. Ahem.
She should not have taken up any of Ben’s time during the Cocktail party. She already had a rose. There’s always one, isn’t there? And then the poor damsel in distress had to cry in the luggage room, of all places! I wonder why she just didn’t cry in the bathroom or get into a bed like Blogger Chick did . . .
Courtney, the model, is . . . well . . . I don’t know. I think this is a classic case of “I want to win!” and not a case of love at first sight (even though she says there’s something there – don’t they all say that?).
I liked Kacie B. She’s a good girl from Tennessee. She does kiss on the first date, but I’m sticking with the good girl/baton twirler from Tennessee. For now.
And Ben? Really? That much kissing on the second episode? GROSS. It sounds so gross. ICK!
As a teacher, I have to say I liked the play. I loved that the dragon blew that fun noise-maker thing that had streamers. I’m so stealing that.
So that’s my take. What’s yours????? Who do you like? Will you miss Blogger Chick? AND, YES, I looked at her blog!! Didn’t you? She hasn’t posted since September. I thought for sure I’d see a post today since it’s safe to say she was eliminated but no such luck. Bummer. I may just go get in my bed or crouch by my suitcase and cry . . .