I made it through my first day back at work and it was a really great day and I remembered how much I love my kiddos and how much I love teaching first grade so that was good.
Considering that’s my job. And that’s what I went to college for. And that’s why I’m paying student loans.
Now, as far as the The Bachelor goes, I have to say I was bored with the first half. Just warning you. There was not a whole lot to work with and/or my first day back made me tired and I was not up to par. It was either that or the wine. And the chocolate. I still have left over chocolate. This was not See’s. It was Ghiradelli. Just as yummy and the squares are way bigger, by the way.
Anyways, the episode started by getting right back into it. I mean it. No red carpet this time. No here’s what happened last week and let’s all watch Prince Farming frolic through his cornfields or wheat fields or whatever kind of a crop it is (like it matters, he is shirtless!) . . . Nope. None of that.
The episode opened right up with the girls who were given roses toasting Chris with champagne and then BOOM.
In walked Kimberly, a girl who was not given a rose.
She asked if she could steal him which leads me to believe she has seen the show before, but was just really messed up on her timing.
Chris said yes and she went on and on . . . she cried and talked about how this was her destiny and she felt really strongly about it, etc etc etc. I’m sure Chris was not weirded out about it at all and envisioned a basket case for his future wife. Don’t all men?
Meanwhile the remaining girls who did receive roses debated the entire thing.
In other words, more math.
Jillian and her sidekick, Megan, snuck over to Chris’ house (which was empty because he was watching bikini-clad girls show their country sides) and had a look around.
Mackenzie started off by saying that her favorite thing in a guy is . . . wait for it . . . NOSES. And she likes BIG ones.
Public Safety Announcement: Do not wear that helmet if you’re trying to protect your brain. It doesn’t work.
There was a lot of this:
I don’t know.
Stuff like that cracks me up even though it scares me to death, too. I tend to laugh when I’m scared.
Call me dumb, but I have no idea what that meant. But I think I’d like to make it the new catch phrase for when someone is crazy or something is crazy or we have a new task that we have to do at school.
For example, if our principal says that we have to start turning in weekly data for the such-and-such and it should be such-and-such and it’s due on her desk every Monday before 8am, I think we should all say:
Run for your lives! It’s Onion Girl!!!!!!!
He also reconnected with Britt and got her a little gift. It was a card that said Free Kiss from Chris which was really cute, but it seems as if he went to Staples and made about sixty copies and he’s handing them out to every single girl including women on the crew.
He is not figuring out anything at all in the way of who might become his wife. It is driving me crazy. He has to start getting rid of some people already!
Seriously. This is what happened on the show.
But Jordan, Drunk Girl Number Two, was still drunk and that upset her so she interrupted someone else’s one-on-one time.
I watched it three times.
CLEARLY ABC HAS ONE OR TWO PICKS EACH WEEK. Otherwise, Chris must have been wearing that helmet and got into an accident that we do not know about.
Some girl that we never got to know and did not interview with the camera.
I kind of get why these girls are sad and want to fix what might be wrong because Chris kept Onion Girl! And Mackenzie!
IT IS SO WEIRD.
And I don’t feel like we’re getting to know Chris at all.
It was just a STRANGE show last night. It could just be me, but I don’t know. What did you all think???