So far, it’s working out for me to keep this up, but no promises. 🙂
I am not ashamed to say that I had the laziest Monday ever. I did “exercise” but after I showered, I put the pjs back on. Then I tried to figure out the whole threaded comment thing and I don’t think mine is working. Which means, I had to try to follow along with Kristen at Ladybug’s Teacher Files on the whole HTML thing. I got about five seconds in and then I was too lazy to go any further. I clicked out. I really want threaded comments, though, because I like the idea of it . . . so I will just have to try on a more productive day. Threaded comment drama did not fit in with all of my Tivo drama.
And, just to clarify, this post will have nothing to do with teaching. It will be about the Real Housewives and The Bachelor. And maybe a smidge of Jersey Shore. So if you’re after some words of wisdom, I suggest you go turn on CNN. 🙂 🙂 🙂
Did you see the previews for the Real Housewives of Orange County??? Woot Woot! Can’t wait for those original ladies!
RHOBH: What in the world was Cedric doing? Really? Just trying to get more camera time? I didn’t get it at all. I believed Brandi when she said she didn’t invite him . . . how about you?
Kim. In the words of someone from the movie, The Green Mile, “I do believe this girl’s cheese has done slid off her cracker” (and insert a big ole southern accent in there). Something is seriously wrong and if the rumors are to be believed, I hope she is in some kind of rehab. She needs it. I thought it was very ironic that Jennifer (Brandi’s dark haired friend that keeps showing up at every party) was waiting for the restroom when Kim was in there doing who-knows-what. Jennifer is from Celebrity Rehab — she was like the Sober House Mother and ran the whole thing. She has great experience with this type of thing but she just stood there. I wonder what Dr. Drew would think about all this. Anyways, I’m starting to mix my reality so I should stop. My head might hurt.
Kim and Kyle. Crying again. Cry, cry, cry. I was really relieved when Kim pulled out the correct lipgloss to share with Kyle. That could have taken a whole ‘nother turn.
And Kim preggers? I don’t think so. I believe it’s called menopause. This exact same thing happened to Caroline Ingalls on Little House on the Prairie. Remember? She thought she was finally carrying the boy for Pa but it turns out she was in menopause. And Kim was on Little House so I thought for sure she would have figured this out.
Taylor and the psychiatrist? Is this normal? Do you think the psychiatrist does this for his other patients? Was he there as a helper or was it a date?
I’m concerned about next week’s episode. I really don’t want to watch Pandora’s wedding for an hour. Only if there’s lots of drama at the reception. I know lots of peeps love a good wedding but it’s lost on me. I got married in Vegas. And the guy that married us looked normal when we did the “rehearsal”, but then when the real thing happened, he came out in a bunch of robes and looked like Merlin. Or a wizard. It really distracted me when I was saying my vows.
The Bachelor: Let’s just start right off with the whole heights thing bringing two people together and if they can overcome this, then they can blah, blah, blah, gag, bleck, I am throwing up now.
For all the girls who ever want to audition for this show, I have a tiny bit of advice: When you fill out the gobs and gobs of paperwork and they ask you to list your biggest fear, you need to say you are afraid of puppies! Or butterflies! Or butterflies landing near puppies! Just saying. I mean, c’mon. This happens every single year!
Ben and Emily climb. And climb. And get bleeped from the censors. It was scary there in the middle. Ben had to kiss Emily to calm her down.
Oh wait. Not yet.
They make it to the top. Love conquers all. Next, they have to have their romantic dinner. With the fireworks.
Now, roll credits.
Courtney (the 28 year old model) – “Book smart can be a little boring.” Oh yeah? OH YEAH? Well, you’re . . . well, models can be . . . OH YEAH?
(Am I a nerd for taking notes during both shows so that I would remember what I wanted to blog about? Would Courtney say I’m boring?)
Skiing in bikinis? Really?
No, thank you. Can you say that? No one did. No one said, I’ll just stay in my t-shirt and jeans. How come???
I have to say I cracked up and replayed Kacie B. skiing backwards a couple of times. I identified with her. Although, I probably would have been on my butt or my head or something. Or I might have hurt someone.
Brittney left. I think her main problem was that Ben was the Bachelor.
Lindzi, the horse girl, gets the second one-on-one. She is so surprised that Ben has a key to City Hall. She says she doesn’t know who this guy is. Well, you’ve only known him for three weeks so I say that’s a safe bet. And do you think that’s really how her parents spelled her name when she was born???
I have to confess that I LOVE LOVE LOVE the song “This Year’s Love” by David Gray. I have it. I’m not kidding you when I say I have it playing from my iTunes account while I blog this. Truly. Anyways, that’s the song that Ben played on the piano. It didn’t change my perception of Ben. Just made me wish my hubs played the piano. Or that Brad Womack did.
Oh, boy, speaking of Brad Womack. Here comes Shawntel. Were we supposed to believe that Shawntel and Ben had met before? Or just spoken before? I felt a little late to the party. Anyways, when Ben “did the right thing” and was “the man they thought he was” by sending Shawntel home, she said she felt dumb.
Hmmmmm. Well . . . see, the thing is that you . . . you drove across California and then you . . . and the girls were . . . and then Ben was . . . never mind.
Erica fainted. And her lips turned blue. But I really think that was the “amore” tattoo peeking through. She did say that the tattoo artist really “dug it in” there.
Jaclyn cried and cried.
And that’s all.
The end. Until next week. I can’t believe I have to wait a whole week!
I have lots of questions, as you can see. I would love to know your thoughts!!!! What do you think???
Really quick — Vinny on Jersey Shore almost broke my heart. I really do feel bad for him about his anxiety. And then Paulie D.’s face. Seriously – I was SAD!!!
Teen Mom 2 and Tori and Dean are on the agenda for tonight. 🙂 Because I am sick. Obviously. I have a problem. I know. Maybe I need the rehab.
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