Because that makes sense, right?
I am proud of myself for being ahead of the game. The Football game, to be exact, considering today is Super Bowl Sunday and I don’t much care. But I know a lot of people care about it so I will make sure to sit in the same room as a TV that is turned to that channel. I will also sit in the same room as all the junk food.
But, yes, I am ahead of the game because I wrote a Valentine’s Day play with TWO WEEKS to spare.
TWO WEEKS, I said.
When I do things like this, I wonder if aliens have invaded my body and whether or not I should be concerned.