Well, my hiatus from teaching related posts is over. Thanks for humoring me on the whole Bachelor thing. It’s nice to know so many of you feel the same way I do (as in, I am normal and all of those other girls are not, and of course the Bachelor would pick me no matter who he was because I am normal) and I can’t wait to watch on Monday. It will be something I can look forward to seeing as how it will be my first day back after three weeks off. I’m starting to freak out about it. Because it’s coming. No matter what. I have tried just sitting on the couch (sitting still) to see if that makes time pass more slowly and it doesn’t. Maybe I should turn off the TV and put the laptop away when I do that. Maybe then time would slow down.
I thought maybe someone could use a January poem for something. I’m actually not sure if I need it or not. I know I am prepped and planned and ready for Monday (yes, that is annoying but, remember, I am normal) but I can’t recall what any of that planning, prepping, and readiness is about.
I LOVE this poem. It cracks me up. It’s by Shel Silverstein.
Snowball Color Poem
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Snowball Color Word Cards
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Jana says
Thanks for the poem and word cards. I love the poem. Will definitely be sharing it with my students
Thinking Out Loud
Heather's Heart says
I LOVE the poem and I can relate to boys pretending they were urinating…remember I AM the Potty Police!
Thank you for your sweet words last night. Before I posted it, I felt like typing "And I know the Teeny, Tiny Teacher has my back!".
I hope time slows down for you sweet friend!
Heather
Heather's Heart
laughinbrunette (Jennifer) says
*love* these!!
You are awesome! =)
Jennifer
First Grade Blue SKies
Klinger Cafe' says
Love the poem…I'll have to think about if I should use it or not, and it's not just the boys I'm worried about in my class this year:/
Enjoy your last few days.
Tammy
Stellaluna says
Thank you for the poem. I love it.
From,
Another Teeny Tiny Teacher
The First Grade Parade says
That poem cracks me right up!!! One of my favorites!! Thank you, thank you for the awesome printables!! Love!!
Cara ๐
The First Grade Parade
Jen R. (The Teachers' Cauldron) says
hehe…I love that poem! We read a lot of poems, especially Shel's.
And I'm so sorry my friend..I wish I could stop time…really, I do. Then I could savor my baby even longer! My school is going back tomorrow too. And I'm kind of bummed, but…only kinda. lol. I think I might nap (again) tomorrow..hehe.
The Teachersโ Cauldron
Lisa at Stories From Second says
I LOVE that poem! We do a poetry journal and the one Shel Silverstein poem we have in their is their favorite. We are on a break week next week and I am in need of a poem, so this is perfect! Thanks so much for sharing!
Lisa @ Stories From Second
Tara says
Super cute and funny poem!! I don't have any suggestions for turning back time….I can't keep track of the present let alone turn it back!!! We started Wednesday and for the life of me I keep thinking it was Monday….good news is, tomorrow's Friday…..I think…lol.
4th Grade Frolics
A Teacher's Treasure says
What a CUTE poem!!! Can I pppppplease be your student?!? This is so fun!!!! You're awesome for sharing the activities to go along with it! You've been Pinned!
โค Mor Zrihen โค
A Teacher's Treasure
Katie King says
Thanks so much Kristin! I always forget what a great resource poetry is for during Centers. I might be crazy but for some reason I can't get the fill in the blank one to download. My boys will be getting lots of warning before we read this though ๐
Katie
Queen of the First Grade Jungle
Patricia Rbar says
I'm grabbing the poem too. It will work with my second graders too. I am impressed that you have your lesson plans done. I had a student teacher since Sept. So I feel like I haven't done lesson plans in months….actually, I haven't! I hope I can remember HOW to make lesson plans!
Patty
Elisabeth says
I've never read the poem before- so glad you posted this! Thanks!! : )
Elisabeth
terep says
I read this poem with my class last month and we all had a good laugh! I can't wait to use the other resources you added to it. Thanks!
Traci says
You're fan.tab.u.lous!
Cute poem. Thanks for sharing ๐
โฅ Dragonflies in First โฅ
Kelley Cirrito says
Love the poem! I totally understand about the boy situation. Come over to my blog and see the excuse I heard today. It is pretty good! ๐
Delighted says
Funny poem. I'm thinking it's probably not a good chose for some of my angels this year.
First Grade Delight
imgoingfirst@gmail.com
diditeach says
Cute poem ! I am trying to slow time as well, where did my 2 weeks go ??? I am in full procrastination mode, hence the laptop on again and checking 'just a few things'. I am all planned and ready for Monday but after that ???? Need to get moving, plus we (royal we, my husband is the worker) are taking up all the carpets and laying new hardwood so after just undecorating and vacuuming a million needles, I get to move everything again ๐ Maybe going back to work is not such a bad idea.
Reagan Tunstall says
fake urinating or not we are doing this! Thanks!!!
I am dancing to the sound of my printer…
Chrissy says
I've been looking for a poem for January and my class will love this! I love the fill in the blank version too. Thanks! I pinned it too.
๏ฃฟ Chrissy
First Grade Found Me
Jennifer says
You rock! This is hilarious! I can already see some of my boys hooting and hollering over this!
Rowdy in First Grade
SunnyDays says
Hilarious poem! How have I never seen that before. Thanks for sharing ๐
Good luck with the slowing time down thing. Try sitting at the DMV for a while or maybe go wait for some blood to be drawn at the lab. That always seems to do the trick for me.
Denise
Sunny Days In Second Grade
Erin says
hahaha I love this poem!
Creating & Teaching
Jill says
That poem is awesome! We're doing a New Year's one this week (as we only have two days) but I will save this one maybe for next week!!
Thanks for sharing!! ๐
Marvelous Multiagers!
Jill says
That poem is awesome! We're doing a New Year's one this week (as we only have two days) but I will save this one maybe for next week!!
Thanks for sharing!! ๐
Marvelous Multiagers!
First Grade Fun says
Loooooooooove it! (you have to say that with a JoAnn Worley from "Laugh In" voice) if you never saw Laugh In look it up! LOL! Thanks for sharing!
Ashley says
This poem made me laugh out loud! Love it! Thanks for sharing ๐
Ashley
Ms.M says
FYI, I feel the same way about going back to work too. I go back tomorrow. Yikes! At least there are no kids until Monday.
Ms. M
Ms.M's Blog
A Teacher's Plan
Kerri and Lindsay says
Hilarious!! I love it! I can only imagine what some of my boys will do when they hear it!! I'll keep you posted1 Thanks so much for this great idea!
Kerri B
teacherbitsandbobs
Busy Bees says
Thanks for the poems. My kids will love it. We went back on Tuesday of this week, so I know what ya are thinking about returning on Monday.
Robynn
BusyBees
~Stephanie says
What a cute poem! Thank you for sharing. And, as always, it was a pleasure to read. ๐
~Stephanie
Teaching in Room 6
Lindsey (The Teacher Wife) says
Haha I love it! I know my kiddos will think it's funny, too!:) thanks, lady!!!
zputty says
This will be a great first poem of the year for my third grade boys! I love the cards and fill in with it – helps in getting some of them more focused.
Thank you!
Mrs. D says
Thank you for sharing the cute poem! ๐
Holly says
Poems about throwing up, peeing, boogers, are always a hit, aren't they? {especially for the boy variety}
Thanks for the poem, I do download and use them!
Thanks for your sweet comment on my blog.
Holly
Crisscross Applesauce in First Grade
Sarah Adams says
Thank you! I have to teach poetry at least twice a week so this is PERFECT!!!! We will be doing it next week!
Crayons and Curls says
Love your poem! So cute and funny! Thanks for sharing! And thank you for visiting my blog and leaving such sweet comments! They always make me smile! Have a great weekend! ๐
Cheryl
Crayons and Curls
Lisa Lizak and Beth Wright says
WOW! I know my kids will LOVE this poem ๐ Thanks so much and I'm your newest follower ๐
Lisa ๐
http://madeintheshadeinsecondgrade.blogspot.com/
Staci says
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love, love, love your blog!! ๐
-Staci
http://www.letsteachsomething.blogspot.com
Jan says
Thanks for sharing the poem and word cards- love them!
Lindsey says
That would go great with a Snowy Day by Keats! Thanks.
Erika says
I have a few boys this year who are obsessed with their crotches and all things potty/pee pee. It drives me insane. Boys!
2B Honey Bunch
The Best Endings
Christina Bainbridge says
Love it! We do a poem every week for fluency and I know my boys will love this one!
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Christina
Mrs. Bainbridge's Blog
Jamie says
This is SUCH a cute poem! I love it. Thanks for sharing!
Jamie at 2nd Grade Stuff
Colleen says
Thanks for sharing this! I'm starting a Shel Silverstein study with my ESOL kids this week.